Mustard Gas & Roses

reallyreallyreallytrying:

"average person eats 3 spiders a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

grumpysalmon:

Alright Ricky, get that rebellious pout on. Yeah, that’s the one!!!! Do the fingers! Do the double fingers!! this is going to look so fucking good mate. We are owning all of religion and also everyone else

grumpysalmon:

Alright Ricky, get that rebellious pout on. Yeah, that’s the one!!!! Do the fingers! Do the double fingers!! this is going to look so fucking good mate. We are owning all of religion and also everyone else

tennants-hair:

lokean-nomad:

nothingbecomingsomething:

weightlesslives:
Posting on Tumblr is like talking to your cat. You don’t know if they are listening, and you don’t know if they care, but for some reason, it still helps.
This might be the most accurate thing I’ve read ever

And sometimes they attack you completely unprovoked.

That too

gaywrites:

TRUTH. (via Torontoist)

gaywrites:

TRUTH. (via Torontoist)

This is my boyfriend, Renly. And this is Renly’s boyfriend, Loras.
Margaery Tyrell, A Clash of Kings (via incorrectgotquotes)

buzzfeed:

Y’all ain’t right.  [x]

mcdolands:

Me: “dad am i adopted?”
Dad:no, ur David. why woud anyone name you ‘Adopted’? even if we wanted to, ur name was alredy David when we adopted you

yamino:

fozmeadows:

scienceofsarcasm:

Evening Post: August 12, 1899.
"She immediately alighted, caught hold of the astonished youth, and gave him a sound thrashing, using her fists in a scientific fashion…”

I would love to know what this means.

I think that might be code for “punched him in the balls with devastating accuracy”.

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(This reminds me of Kate Beaton’s comic...)

raavenclaws:

When someone you hate gets dragged and ur like

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